This is kinda embarassing... but it'll put a
smile on some of your faces hahaha.
Me and my girlfriend just finished going out on campus together to get pizza during a break from working on our essays. When we got back to her apartment with our pizzas we ate them while we joked about some "Sex Tips" in one of her cosmo magazines. The funniest tip referenced a couple who, during one of their days out for a jog together, surprised each other when the girl pretended to tie her shoe and instead began giving the man oral in a secluded part of the run.
We finished our food and as we were going back to her room to finish our work she stopped me in the hallways and dropped my pants very quickly. I was completely flaccid and very shocked (she gave no hint of inspiration from reading the story lmfao). In a quick childhood instinct, most likely from being pantsed many times in elementary school, I dropped down and pulled my pants back up. After I realized what I'd done we both started laughing and, well, the mood was gone to say the least.
As I am typing this post she is across the room from me working on her essay. Later on tonight when she is finished I am going to teach her a very special lesson for scaring me! She has no idea whats cumming to her :D
Me and my girlfriend just finished going out on campus together to get pizza during a break from working on our essays. When we got back to her apartment with our pizzas we ate them while we joked about some "Sex Tips" in one of her cosmo magazines. The funniest tip referenced a couple who, during one of their days out for a jog together, surprised each other when the girl pretended to tie her shoe and instead began giving the man oral in a secluded part of the run.
We finished our food and as we were going back to her room to finish our work she stopped me in the hallways and dropped my pants very quickly. I was completely flaccid and very shocked (she gave no hint of inspiration from reading the story lmfao). In a quick childhood instinct, most likely from being pantsed many times in elementary school, I dropped down and pulled my pants back up. After I realized what I'd done we both started laughing and, well, the mood was gone to say the least.
As I am typing this post she is across the room from me working on her essay. Later on tonight when she is finished I am going to teach her a very special lesson for scaring me! She has no idea whats cumming to her :D
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